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This is the first episode of my European adventure with these three incredible women. Maybe one of you can name the location in the comments. It took about an hour to get our destination from the city. I was chomping at the bit to start shooting the whole way. We first did a shoot indoors, which you will see later, then we made our way to the forest for these photos. Vero, the brunette with the shorts, had to depart for her job at a restaurant. This is why she disappears midway. Oxana, the brunette in the red top, and Lauma, the blonde, were able to stay longer and we photographed on the beach. You will get to see that later also. But for now, revel in this beautiful moment that I might one day tell my grandchildren about.
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The church lady told Ulyana that she was not dressed appropriately to enter the house of God. So we respectfully snapped a few pics outside of the sacred room. Ulyana demonstrated how women are to have their hair covered when they are inside worshiping. This makes sense since hair is evil. I am glad mine is quickly departing my pate. Have you ever noticed that the first three commandments are essentially the first rule of Fight Club? A forbiddance of murder only makes it to number six on the list. And I know everyone is talking politics these days. Let me just remind you of the old saying, "If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it."
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I would like to apologize to all my competition who sets out to achieve similar goals. Oh wait, there isn't any. Just the same, sorry for setting the bar so high. More than anything, I credit my persistence and wealth of apathy towards convention. You shouldn't be able to create such results with such women. I didn't care. I kept pushing and will keep on pushing. I love this land and I love Claudia Veneza. Viva Italia. -George Clooney
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Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
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Introducing Solana Bardell, shot by our contributor, Vika. She is brave and appears to handle cold temperatures well. I love the cold because it is cruel and indifferent and forces me to prioritize survival. I am less bothered by someone's inappropriate speech or political leanings in the cold. The cold brings people together through its shared discomfort. In order to help out, I am offering a 15 discount off all Zishy winter merch. This year, get Billy Bowlegs from down the street one of our beautiful scarves or pair of Merino wool mittens. They won't break your bank and you will support the most entertaining smut available anywhere!
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Zishy back in your life! Here's that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way preferably in crypto. Reach me for the deets. infozishy.com
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This is Kristina Proxy shot by our Ukrainian contributor, Alina. I am glad to know and communicate with humans who are at the center of this disgusting war. The struggle is real. It makes me sick to think that there are people on each side profiting off the ongoing destruction. Thank god that these scoundrels are not the ones who hold any real power and can control the information and narrative. Thank god we all know who the good guys and the bad guys are. Thank god everything is so clear and no one needs to question anything. We just have to hang our flags, send our money, and trust that it will all be over soon. We got this. More Kristina in a future update. For those wondering about the change of looks mid-set, I kindly asked Alina to show us Kristina without makeup after her first upload.
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Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
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I am known by many as a kind and generous soul. My home is always welcome to any beautiful women, ages 18 to 22, who need a couch to crash on for a night or two. I inform my guests that I have a creative nature which often leads to impromptu candid photography. Some have even called me the Bill Cosby of the erotic art world, which I believe is due to his innovative comic stylings. Anyways, Yana West is a great sport. Art kinda rules.
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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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I might be a cruel bastard, but at least I am honest. Here is part two of Liz Jordan in bed. She is the type of person who can take an innocent cup of water and turn it into something sexual. What a kook. What a talent. We need more like Liz. That xtra is still coming, should have it by tomorrow. Settle down, people.
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Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
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Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don't know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella's cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
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Hey. I do what I can when it comes to bringing you nudity. But I also realize from time to time that anyone can show you their junk on the internet. And so many do. But not everyone is a miracle of beauty like Miki Pedangen. The law of supply and demand always applies.
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"Some things in life are hard. Like saying no to colorful poison coated in sugar, or putting your phone down at night, or choosing a leader from between two lying sociopaths. But I believe in you. I believe in The Way. It brought us all together here--to admire the magic that is Alevtina Batman. We are going to be alright."
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"Here is part one of our finale with Sybil Kuechler. She is such a great partner for this type of work. She only knows how to give her true self to the camera. Sybil is also a solid competitor at table tennis, but I had to show her that, like in all things, there are levels to this game. Part two this weekend."
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The tats might give away the identity of Contestant 21 for those of you who follow porn like I used to back in my early twenties. She is from Venezuela, but now lives in Spain. I somehow have managed to put myself in a situation where incredible women like this will send me nudes from across oceans during a global pandemic. See her face in the members area. No one likes a cheapo. Shot with the Xiaomi Mi
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"Mitropoliya has it going on in all the right places. I'm sure glad she took a break from her highfalutin fashion gigs to shoot for us in Russia. The European fashion industry trains its models to appear distant and uninterested. Yet still, Vika was ALMOST able to capture her here with a full-blown smile. Wow. My minor gripes aside, Mitra floors me just the same and keeps me asking for more. We will get it, by golly."
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Here's a double feature of Heidi Romanova and Kayla Coyote. The two are captivating beauties from different parts of the world. Heidi shot in Kiev and Kayla in Santa Barbara. Beauty like theirs is worthy of crossing the pond, even if it means watching more Marvel films in cramped quarters. Happy Monday.
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"I swear, this girl has the body of an instagram filter. But do not worry, these photos are not doctored. Some women are just built like this. We had fun at her place and eventually got all her clothes off. That's in part 2. Expect it this weekend."
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It is hard to please me. This gallery of Annie Duque is another contribution from a photographer in Colombia. He first delivered the parts with the rocking horse and the watermelon. Then I gave him some feedback and asked for more indoors material. Luckily, Annie and he were generous with their time and effort. Even to this day, I cringe at seeing Christmas lights that are not turned on. I want to point this out because I am ashamed of myself. Annie is seemingly perfection and makes even adequate photography look superb. Don't hate, appreciate.
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"Here is part 2. I need to add a bonus video. And I will do it either today or at the latest, tomorrow. I just have a plane to catch right now. I was in California for the last 40ish hours photographing another incredible woman for yous. Hope ya' guys are doing well. Thanks for your patience. Sonya slaps, right?"
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Heidi Romanova possesses a beauty that can make me leave everything and fly alone into a distant country at war. Kiev is another lovely place with lovely people that I will eventually forget because of my failing brain. Take lots of pictures because everything is changing. I need to remember where I came from and who I have been.
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You might not like inked girls. You might hate seeing their ears with dangling gauges. I feel you. I prefer natural in almost every possible way. But then there comes along women like Kelly Lamprin. A person like her challenges me to accept individualism. Just as I don't want others to impose their tastes on my life, I need to realize that people want to do their own thing as well. I definitely do not have to photograph everyone, but I owe it to myself to photograph anyone that attracts me. Kelly still gets my vote.
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I promise, it was not my idea to break the internet. Sabrina Lynn made me do it. Enjoy a series from a warmer month and with a woman who doubles my heart rate every time. You can only find Sabrina sizzling like this here at Zishy. You're welcome, you mongrels.
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Here is part two and unless I do not survive the holidays, you can expect a part three with the unique Skye Blue. Recently someone else with nipple piercings told me that the hardware is prone to getting stanky. They described it similar to cheese. As disgusting as that sounds, I don't know if it would be enough to repel me from Skye. It was numbingly cold on this day in Texas. Thank Skye for being filled with that warrior's spirit.
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Lola Arburg strikes me as a very happy and positive person. She seemed to understand the aim of my site quite well. Lola wants to be celebrated as a beautiful, sexual creature that has the potential to unlock the hardened hearts of men. If you are a man, you surely have felt the social pressure which demands that you be tough and strong and hide your vulnerabilities. This is bullshit. If you want to feel real strength, try this homework assignment. Tell another man, preferably not a family member, that you love him. Or if for whatever reason you feel tears welling up when you are around others, do not hold them back. Funny how these are things that truly require balls.
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Tammy Kaimia was bursting with sexuality. She had some anxiety too, but that is often part of the package with the most sexual people I meet. Puritans, I am coming for your daughters. You think repressing sexuality is the solution, but that only works for a while. I am playing the long game. Future generations are not going to drink your shitty Kool-Aid. We won't be told our nature is uncouth. Your rules, your system, they did not work. Nice try, but is now our turn.
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Stella Cox loves bubble gum, rough sex, and looking great in photos. She said she caught the feels for a performer she was with a couple of days before our shoot. Apparently, this guy knew the perfect recipe of pain and degradation for Stella. But I'm sure that deep down he is really a sensitive, romantic-type. My envy isn't too obvious, right?
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Morgan Attwood is from a small town near San Jose. She is already in college now, but it was only a year or two ago that she played on a softball team in high school. Softball is basically baseball for girls and people with a greater appreciation for safety. Morgan still had some gear, so we said what the hell and visited a local park in the middle of a Summer day. Uncoincidentally, Sporty Spice was always my favorite.
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Pamela Aeris is a playful young lady from Phoenix. Half-kinky and half-goofy, she adores being in front of a camera. Pamela swears that she is bound for greatness. I just want world peace and to maintain my current occupation.
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Shot in cooler times, Katie Darling showed me how beautiful nature can be. She also introduced me to this picturesque spot in Texas. Sometimes you win and sometimes you learn. When I photograph a woman like Katie, I never learn anything.
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Thai food is delicious, at least the Americanized version that I am familiar with. It might not be the healthiest for you. There's a lot of carbs and saturated fat. The dishes are often sweetened with added sugar. But if you are as active as Gaby Mueller, you need plenty of calorie-dense fuel. We stopped at a mostly empty Thai eatery and Gaby let me photograph her steamy new underwear. Thank God for those mid-day lulls in foot traffic.
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Nadia Serbinenko took me to one of her workout spots. This woman is filled with energy. Her boyfriends better stay fit if they want to keep up. More nudi-tea with Nadia in a future update.
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Let's send our thanks to Max in Ukraine for finding and photographing Valya here. No idea how he still manages to operate in a war-torn country, but I guess the show must go on. God bless the people caught up in messes created by the rich and powerful. Stay alive.
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As promised, here is the second part of Claudia Veneza's morning update. I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall's pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it's true. Don't limit yourself. Don't set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn't mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.
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I don't have many guy friends. Men are mostly NPCs in my world. No matter the size of the endeavor, my motivation always seems to be the opposite sex. From combing my hair, to brushing my teeth, to learning a new language, I only think about the next nameless beauty who I want to impress. This finely-tuned body which I have literally spent years at gyms perfecting, I could not care less if another male even slightly admires it. I do it all for the girls. -Lou Ferrigno
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Olivia Yukon's updates are sponsored by me, Zach Venice. I discovered her years ago on social media and knew right away that she is special. It took months of patient correspondence to convince Olivia that I am a kind and respectful human being, and that I do in fact take pervy pictures seriously. In person, I was surprised by Olivia's goofier side. She isn't quick to react to most of my humor, but I don't take this personally. Ever so often, Olivia lets her Russian emotional shields down and cracks a smile. Probably reluctantly.
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Aurora Morgengrote is the type of woman that a high-class Italian modeling agency would want to represent. But she is also the type who would tell them to fuckoff if they required her to sign a contract which stated she has never and would never model for a subscription site. Good for her. Way to stick to your guns, Aurora. These bottom feeders want to take a cut for doing nothing and dictating everything. More from this final shoot with our Italian goddess to come. I support Andrew Tate. Words aren't violence.
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I took many beautiful photos of Vynessa Lucero outside during springtime. It is hard not to be redundant with such a muse and in such idyllic conditions. Could I devote more of my time editing down this gallery? Sure, but I'm not going to. Instead, I'm gonna go spend the rest of the afternoon with my Ma who still loves this aging, strange, sometimes-despicable son of hers. All of us are charged with the task of bringing our mothers immense joy and fulfillment. And often, this is done effortlessly even if we prove to be utterly incompetent at everything else. Catch ya later. In actuality, Zach is going to the gym
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I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
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As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
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Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
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Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
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Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
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One of the great travesties of our day is that we will never see Ariel Gossimer completely nude. But such is life and the fact that we rarely get what we want. Happiness is acceptance. To me, Ariel is incredibly kind to give what we have here on Zishy. You definitely can not find photos like this posted to her social media. So send your thanks by subscribing and I will keep searching the planet for these generous women. Ta-ta
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"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
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"Here's part two and I will add a bonus video in a few hours. On the eve of this contentious election, I just want to remind everyone of the famous saying ""cooler heads prevail"". One of these phonies is gonna win and half of the country is going to be furious, depressed, and possibly even mentally ill. Some level of tragedy will not be avoided. I truly dislike both candidates. There's one that I dislike more than the other and that is the best I can say. But either way, I have decided for myself that the results will not define me nor how I will interact with others. I'm gonna be okay. It is what it is. The system sucks, but it is merely one of life's many challenges."
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Contestant 18 is from Texas. She is obviously a natural redhead or has me fooled completely. She admits to having her photographer friend help her with the camera, but I assured her that it was well within the rules. Is it weird that masks are starting to look sexy to me now?
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"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
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Here is round two of this tremendous day with Diana Sedova (orange) and Victoria Minina (white). I took the pics in the stairwell before we made it to the park. I had no idea what obstacles we would encounter in public, so I figured it was a good plan. Little did I know that we would encounter all the obstacles, but the girls would give none of the fux. Yesterday, back in the States, where freedom is paramount, I was told that my three year old daughter had to wear a top to her bathing suit at the community pool. Stay free and have a killer week.
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"Here is part two of my walk with Kylie Shay. Since it got dark on us, we decided to snap the rest of the photos in her van. Kylie loves to smoke/vape, so I promised she could do that, but only if she removed all her clothing for the camera. The negotiations went smoothly."
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Wren Davis is a lively young lady that loves cats. She also has some of the most enticing undies I have ever seen. Just try not to get your greedy fingers tangled in her straps. Happy humpday.
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"Eliza Mushyan is a serious person. She doesn't give out smiles like they are free samples at Costco. You gotta earn them. She made me work, but I am okay with it. Her beauty is undeniable. With her dark hair, strong Armenian genetics, and a lingerie model's figure, only a real fool would have complaints for Eliza. Today, I will not be this fool. More to come down the road."
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"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
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Some female told me yesterday that my site looks cheap and tasteless because the girls are fat with big tits and asses. Ma'am, you are a cunt. People come in all sizes, in case you haven't noticed. And if you think women like Sabrina Reyes are fat, please compare them to the clientele on those motorized seated scooters at Disneyland. Anyways, I am not going to apologize for what I like and neither should you. If you had your own publication, I am quite certain that all of your choices would also undergo scrutiny from the peanut gallery. Sabrina's sexual appeal is undeniable in my book and I know I'm not alone. But even if I was, fuck you still. Open your mind. Open your heart.
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Tall, fit, Mazzy Plimpton returns to Zishy with some lingerie that she claims makes her feel ultra-sexy, especially when worn on a date. We chatted a bit about her appreciation for classic rock music. Mazzy says that if you don't recognize greats like The Doors or Hendrix, then you should probably be chasing another girl. Break on through to the other side.
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Georgia Ames and I grabbed some pies one evening. The unfortunate thing is that it was also pizza night for a few local families with kids. Quick goat-thinking, Georgia offered to take my camera into the restroom and make her own magic. I waited patiently without taking a bite. Such a gentleman. We capped off the evening with some adventurous shots in Georgia's neighborhood. The moon did hit my eye that night.
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We have two reasons to praise the Devil this week. Eloisa Guerra is back and Jeff Sessions is out. This bastard said that only bad people smoke cannabis. If you ever tried 'drugs' in your life, you should have realized that everything is a 'drug'. Sex, alcohol, even love can leave you addicted and acting a fool. Eloisa Guerra is no exception.
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Ella Knox is an upbeat young woman that I photographed in Long Beach, California. It was a cloudy morning but Ella and her smile were terrifically bright. Long Beach is almost a charming alternative to Los Angeles. The rent is lower and there are many places that do not feel like you are in a Dr. Dre video. Ain't nuthin but a G thang, baby. Expect more Ella soon.
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Mia Valentine is a rare breed. She is a digital nomad who travels the world, models, cams, dances, smokes weed, and devours adventure. She is originally from Guatamala and has many incredible talents. You will get to know more of her soon here. It is not every day or even every year that I find a sexuality as supercharged as Mia's. And trust me, I look.
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One day, I will stop acting like I own the world and that I have a right to take sexy photos anywhere I damn well please. One day, I will follow the rules of decency and will decline every opportunity for my flavor of fun. One day, I will stop looking for women, like Lana Lovelace, who enjoy teasing a global audience with their beauty. One day, just not today.
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Freda Motten is back. We roam around Beverly Hills for a bit, then she takes me back to her place for an acrobatic tease. Freda might turn some of you off with her smoking, but she likes it, and are you really going to tell a woman that she can't have something she likes? Good luck with that. People tend to figure shit out on their own. Or they die. Oh wait, we all die. Don't let Freda's dark side fool you. She can be sweet and generous if you don't piss her off.
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This is Lana Rhoades before her recent 'enhancements'. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight out of the factory. I suppose we only want what we do not have. Poor Jon.
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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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She has arrived. Her name is Giulia Wylde. And there will be more of her to follow. You will only find her here on Zishy at the moment. Yes, Giulia is all-natural. Part two expected by Christmas.
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This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
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Here we have a double-feature of playful snapshots from one of my visits to Russia. Katya Nesterova and Jia Lissa are both amazing women with two very different personalities. Katya is soft spoken, kind, and easygoing. Jia is a talkative, eccentric, hailstorm of energy. All by herself she came up with the creative use of an apricot pit. I will be back soon with some video footage of Katya. Staying grateful for another day without global war, even if it is a Monday. Peace.
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Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
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Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
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Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
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It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
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Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
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Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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Wow! This contest seems to be picking up steam. Here is contestant 3, she is holed up in upstate New York. She paints, plays guitar, listens to oldies, and knows how to tease the hell out of a viewing audience. Taking self portraits is a pah-pah-pain, so I commend these women on all their efforts. How beautiful is she without the mask? Only myself and Zishy subscribers will know :) I should be able to get a regular update in tomorrow. Save a life, wear your mask.
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
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Hello Fellow Sentients. I'm back from a chaotic trip photographing more beautiful women who were incredible but definitely not flawless. This art form that I have chosen has led me to search for the balance between humanity and perfection. I am discerning when it comes to the models that I pursue, but I also want to find beauty in everyone. Historically, I have a certain type, that is undeniable. But I am also trying to broaden the horizons of my palette. Life requires it. My personal taste has had to adjust with age and with my lovers' age. Flexibility is a virtue. Rose Fessenden is perfectly flawed, like me.
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"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
